Theatrical Releases: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back, Keeping Up With The Joneses, & Ouija: Origin Of Evil

OCTOBER 21ST, 2016

booamadeahalloween-poster BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN || Anything Madea related I will likely never see. Personally I just do not feel like Tyler Perry is very good at making films and the humor is beyond me. To top it off, Bella Thorne stars in this and is becoming the signal for things that just are not of quality.
PASS
jackreachernevergoback-poster JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK || Tom Cruise is basically the same character in everything these and whether you put a “Mission Impossible” or “The Mummy” or “Jack Reacher” on the front of it, you’re likely to get just about the same character in every single one: a man that can put himself through anything… a falling plane, a group of ten armed men, a motorcycle chase. Basically the cruder, American James Bone at this point.
STREAM
keepingupwiththejoneses-poster KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES || Not to be confused with the David Duchovny film titled “The Joneses,” this one sees a couples new neighbors being some undercover spies. Zach Galifianakis and Isla Fisher are the down-home family who face off with Jon Hamm and Gal Gadot’s spy couple. What the film mainly has going for it is Fisher and Gadot in their underwear and wearing some very impressive outfits. Otherwise, the comedy is lacking in this one.
RENT
ouijaoriginofevil-poster OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL || Mike Flanagan is proving to be one of the best things to ever happen to the horror genre. Despite flailing reviews of the original “Ouija,” Flanagan was allowed to go ahead with a prequel of sorts, carrying the “Ouija” brand name and for what it’s worth, the critics had plenty of nice things to say about it.
THEATER

31-poster americanpastoral-poster americanromance-poster autumnlights-poster
31 AMERICAN PASTORAL
AMERICAN ROMANCE
AUTUMN LIGHTS
PASS THEATER PASS PASS
thebeatbeneathmyfeet-poster creepy-poster eljeremais-poster fireatsea-poster
THE BEAT BENEATH MY FEET
CREEPY
EL JEREMAIS
FIRE AT SEA
PASS PASS PASS PASS
goodkids-poster thehandmaiden-poster imnotashamed-poster inavalleyofviolence-poster
GOOD KIDS
THE HANDMAIDEN
I’M NOT ASHAMED
IN A VALLEY OF VIOLENCE
RENT RENT PASS STREAM
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IT HAD TO BE YOU
JACQUELINE ARGENTINE
KING COBRA
MOONLIGHT
PASS PASS PASS RENT
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THE PICKLE RECIPE
A STRAY
WE ARE X
THE WHOLE TRUTH
PASS PASS PASS PASS

THEATER

  • American Pastoral (Ewan McGregor’s directorial debut)
  • Ouija: Origin Of Evil (directed by Mike Flanagan)

RENT

  • Good Kids (Zoey Deutch stars)
  • The Handmaiden (Park Chan-wook’s latest, director of Oldboy and Stoker)
  • Keeping Up With The Joneses
  • Moonlight (Oscar front-runner)

STREAM

  • In A Valley Of Violence (directed by Ti West; starring Ethan Hawke, John Travolta, Taissa Farmiga, and Karen Gillan)
  • Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (co-starring Colbie Smulders)

PASS

  • 31 (Rob Zombie’s latest)
  • American Romance
  • Autumn Lights
  • The Beat Beneath My Feet (Luke Perry looks great but the rest of the film not so much)
  • Boo! A Madea Halloween (Tyler Perry’s latest misadventure)
  • Creepy
  • El Jeremias
  • Fire At Sea (documentary about immigrants boating to Germany)
  • I’m Not Ashamed (faith-based Columbine drama)
  • It Had To Be You (Cristin Milioti fear of commitment comedy)
  • Jacqueline (Argentine)
  • King Cobra (gay porn thriller starring Christian Slater and James Franco)
  • The Pickle Recipe (dying grandma won’t give up pickle recipe)
  • A Stray
  • We Are X (documentary about X Japan band)
  • The Whole Truth (court drama starring Keanu Reeves and Renee Zellweger)

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