HONEST TRAILERS: JURASSIC PARK III

JURASSIC PARK III || With “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” hitting theaters this weekend, Screenjunkies offer their Honest Trailer for the worst “Jurassic Park” yet, Joe Johnston’s “Jurassic Park III,” in which their biggest point of contention is the Velociraptor that calls out the name “Alan!” The best line: “Do you like dinosaurs? Well not for long.”

MOVIE NEWS

MTV MOVIE AWARDS || With Tiffany Haddish hosting, the big winners coming out of the MTV Movie & TV Awards were “Black Panther” and “Stranger Things,” taking home four awards each. Chris Pratt won the Generation Award. Complete list of winners at: My AJC. Other news at: Los Angeles Times.

GOTTI || Last Friday, reports were abuzz about the new John Travolta film “Gotti” receiving a zero percent Rotten Tomatoes score. This week, the powers-that-be behind the film are taking it to the critics with a new spot, saying that audiences loved it and calling critics “trolls behind keyboards.” Read more at: Entertainment Weekly.

INCREDIBLES 2 || Albert Burneko, a writer at Deadspin, took it upon himself to call out “New Yorker” film critic Anthony Lane in regards to his somewhat inappropriate review on “Incredibles 2” in which he states: “Take your seat at any early-evening screening of “Incredibles 2” in the coming days, listen carefully, and you may just hear a shifty sound, as of parents squirming awkwardly beside their enraptured offspring. And why, kids? Because Mommy just leaned over to Daddy and whispered, “Is it just me, or does Mrs. Incredible kind of look like Anastasia in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey?’ You know, the girl in the Red Room, with the whips and all?” And Daddy just rested his cooling soda firmly in his lap and, like Mr. Incredible, tried very hard to think of algebra.” Read more at: Deadspin.

POSTER ROUND-UP

TV NEWS

FOX NEWS || The entertainment industry is abuzz this week after Fox News broadcaster Tucker Carlson, while covering issue of child separation at the border currently in the mainstream news, said “If you’re looking to understand what’s actually happening in this country, always assume the opposite of whatever they’re telling you on the big news stations.” Seth MacFarlane was one of the first to tweet about the statement, saying: “In other words, don’t think critically, don’t consult multiple news sources, and in general, don’t use your brain. Just blindly obey Fox News. This is fringe shit, and it’s business like this that makes me embarrassed to work for this company.” “Modern Family” creator Steve Levitan, director Paul Feig, and producer/director Judd Apatow were some of the other high profile names to speak out as well. Read more at: CNN.

THE WALKING DEAD || Originally killed off in Season Two of the AMC series “The Walking Dead,” Jon Bernthal’s Shane has officially been announced for a one episode return in the ninth season, having been spotted on set. Read more at: TV Line.

RICK & MORTY || Co-creator Justin Roiland has announced that there will no longer be extended breaks in between upcoming seasons of “Rick & Morty.” This comes off the news of the show being picked up for 70 more episodes, or essentially seven more seasons, allowing them to keep the machine going, rather than pausing for long periods of time between seasons. Read more at: Polygon.

NETFLIX’S TAU – OFFICIAL TRAILER #1

TAU || Held captive in a futuristic smart house, a woman hopes to escape by befriending the A.I. program that controls the house. Available June 29th, 2018.

THE MEG – OFFICIAL INTERNATIONAL TRAILER #2

THE MEG || After escaping an attack by what he claims was a 70-foot shark, Jonas Taylor must confront his fears to save those trapped in a sunken submersible. Directed by Jon Turteltaub, starring Jason Statham and Ruby Rose, produced by Warner Bros. Pictures, and in theaters August 10th, 2018.

SEARCHING – OFFICIAL TRAILER #2

SEARCHING || After David Kim (John Cho)’s 16-year-old daughter goes missing, a local investigation is opened and a detective is assigned to the case. But 37 hours later and without a single lead, David decides to search the one place no one has looked yet, where all secrets are kept today: his daughter’s laptop. In a hyper-modern thriller told via the technology devices we use every day to communicate, David must trace his daughter’s digital footprints before she disappears forever. In theaters this August.

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